Am I Out of Touch?

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 A companion bonus to Baked, Belted and Bejewelled: fake tan has stopped being "a bit of colour" and become a full industrial process — mitts, barrier cream, a six-hour development window, and a failure rate that occasionally leaves a grown woman looking like she's been dipped in gravy. Alison investigates the sock lines, the watch lines, and the strange stillness of standing in a spare room with your arms out, waiting to develop like a Polaroid. 

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